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We have always wondered why they call Ali Baba the king of Nigeria comedy ,i think i just found an answer to that question. We recently digged on this comedian In order to make this article more comprehensive and juicy We learnt that he has helped many comedian in getting to the top of their dreams and other comedian have great respect for because he always carry everybody along without undermining anyone because he believes that everybody has a gift in him or her . We were able to gather that he has a home in lekki and it is valued at N300million,Ali Baba charges N4 to N5Million per event, and he is sure of 2 events every week,his per annum earnings is N400million , with the net worth of N3billion.

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In a bid to recover a debt of N924,788,754.56, a Federal high court sitting in Lagos, has ordered that all accounts belonging to former captain of the Super Eagles, Nwankwo Kanu and his company, The Hardley Apartments anywhere and in any bank or financial institution in Nigeria should be frozen pending the hearing of a suit filed against him and his company. Also affected by the other of the court is a Director of Hardley Apartment, Ayoola Gam-Ikon. The order of the court was as a result of a debt recovery suit filed by Asset Management Corporation Of Nigeria (AMCON) against the defendants. In an affidavit sworn to by a Credit officer in the Directorate of AMCON Mr Victor Igabor, filed and argued by Barrister Niyi Olopade, the deponent averred that sometime between May, 2008 and January 10,2011 Skye bank offered The Hardley Apartments engaged in business of Hospitality located at Plot 46 Waziri Ibrahim Crescent, Victoria island, Lagos a loan of N520,457,000. The loan was secured by a m

A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he told her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and it was actually a name of a horse game that I bet on that day and won #40,000. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work and forgot his phone at home. When he got home that night, his wife was frowned at him again, asking her what's the matter now? She replied "Your horse phoned."

It's no secret that she's got a body to envy. And Jennifer Lopez continued to make the most of her impressively-toned assets as she was pictured arriving at the American Idol studios in Hollywood, California, on Thursday evening, dressed in a black mini dress. The Shades of Blue actress was a sight to behold as she squeezed her rounded behind into the form-fitting garment which skimmed her thighs, exposing almost the full length of her shapely legs.

Now sisters, it's also part of your duty to be romantic too. Your shyness shouldn't get to your marital life and that doesn't mean you should be shy to express your love to your husband. Send sweet text messages to your husband at work, sometimes even if you are in the room discussing with your husband, still be chatting with him on social media (Facebook, Whatsapp, Viber, Imo,bbm etc) even though he is right in front of you, it's fun and romantic! You should be chatting with your husband, not other men on social media networks. Buy flowers for him. When eating, give him the biggest meat. At times, bake cake for him to surprise him. Sisters, use your soft voice to sing for him, be creative, a poem like (twinkle, twinkle lovely spouse, how I wonder what you are, up above my world so high, like a diamond in my heart). Sing poems for him, no shyness is allowed. Don't just be welcoming your husband with an angry face because there is no money in the house, God is our pr

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Only God can turn a MESS into a MESSAGE,a TEST into a TESTIMONY,a TRIAL into a TRIUMPH,and a VICTIM into a VICTORY......May He fulfill all your requests before this year ends

The Queen of the coast appear with great anger on her face .She said, What a great loss, we have failed, 50 people is too much for just 3years.What a great calamity. In the last two years, we had a great loss because of what that righteous man is now doing, we need to act fast. Out of the 1.2 Billion of souls who died in last three years to this time, closed to 50 people has made it to the kingdom of God excluding children, how come, this is a great loss for us and it shows that our performance is very poor. Lucifer is very sad about this, and we all need to act fast before things become worst. Now I’m sending you into the world and I need a good report back in the next 6months. Whosoever fails to achieved his or her task, should consider his or herself dead. As you all know, there is nothing like mercy in our kingdom, a little failure, count yourself dead. Now look at the screen, there are 3 categories of people on it. 1. There are some people walking naked without any cloth. They bel

I met my secondary school maths teacher last week and he asked for the direction to Zenith Bank in Maitama. I told him to make a 360 turn, walk for about 1.8 metres (round that up to the nearest tens), you will then see a shop which is perpendicularly to your right, make an obtuse angle turn and you will see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7. Let him feel what I felt as a student during his math class in school.

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After five months without ministers, President Muhammadu Buhari has finally inaugurated 36 ministers that were recently screened and cleared by the Senate. The 36 ministers were also given their portfolios as the former governor of Lagos state Babatunde Fashola stole the show with his appointment as the new minister of power, works and housing. The presidency had earlier confirmed that the inauguration of the ministers will be carried out on Wednesday, November 11. From a statement released by Femi Adesina, the special adviser on media and publicity to the president, it was revealed that the ministers were allowed to invite only two guests for their inauguration. However, just before the ministers were given portfolios, they took the oaths of office in the council chambers of the Presidential Villa. The swearing-in ceremony lasted two hours, 30 minutes. It began promptly at 10am and ended at exactly 12.30pm. Naij.com was at the council chambers to bring you live coverage of the exercis

1. Never fail to pray before saying yes to a man Don’t be in a hurry to get married. If you rush in, you may rush out with a lot of injuries! 2. Discover Your Purpose before marriage. Go To School Or Learn a trade. Don’t wait for a man before you start living. Add value to yourself and leave a good life. 3. Don’t run after a man because of his money, cars connection, position, talent, or family background. Marry a man base on the conviction of the Holy Spirit and Love. 4. Develop a healthy eating habit. Don’t be too fat that single men begin to think you are married. It takes discipline to do that. 5. Dress Well : First Impression counts. Don’t expose any of your private part for men to see otherwise you might only attract a player not a responsible man. 6. Don’t beg or force a man to marry you. You are too precious to do that. And don’t try to hook and keep a guy with sex or unwanted pregnancy. Many ladies who do that end up in shame and regrets. 7. Your character is your marriage. It

A man came back frm work and met his wife making love to another man on their matrimonial bed. Without shouting or beating either of them he went to the sitting room, switched on de TV and sat quietly listening 2 de news. A few minutes later, de man got dressed, came to de sitting room & said to de husband: 'i am sorry". Before he could say any more words, de husband said: "don't worry, stuff like dis happens". The man left, but de wife did not come out of de bedroom. Tired of watching de tv, de husband switched off de tv, went into de bedroom & saw his wife crying. Without saying a word to her or asking about de incident, he went straight to bed and slept. In de morning, de husband woke up and saw de lifeless body of his wife. She had committed suicide while he was sleeping. The husband was arrested & sentenced to 20 years imprisonment for murder. QUESTION: Who is unfair in this? 1. The law 2. The wife 3. The husband 4. The lover Give reason (s) for

Oh! This forum is meant for all the single peeps out there!!! Do you want or like when your friends try to set you up with their other single friends? I certainly do not. It's happened to me a number of times within the past two years. My sister tried to pair me up with her co-worker's niece. The problem there was that I had no idea what she looked like or knew what she was interested in. I'm not the best conversationalist in the world, so that would have been a dilemma. To top it all off, she wanted me to take her to a fancy restaurant and pay for everything. Nuh uh. Not on my salary. The other year, my friends forced me to be paired up with one of their friends for their wedding. It was awkward. While she was attractive, I think I'd have a better conversation with a cat. And heck, just the other night, I went out with my friends who invited some of his other friends to a restaurant to celebrate a birthday. My friend sat beside me and said, "Hey, you know everyone

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The member of the Lagos State House of Assembly representing Epe Constituency 1, Mr. Abiodun Tobun, has said a 1250 Amps high tension vacuum circuit breaker the state government procured to replace the old one being used since 1981, will address the problem of protracted blackout in the Epe area of the state. Tobun said this while delivering the equipment to the Transmission Company of Nigeria, at Sabo, Ikorodu. Tobun commended the gesture of the state governor, Akinwunmi Ambode, “for bringing life back to Epe.” The lawmaker expressed the belief that with regular power supply, the economic fortunes of the people of Epe would improve. He said “Our amiable governor, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode, has deemed it fit to assist the people of Epe in getting regular power supply by ensuring the procurement of a 1250 Amps high tension circuit breaker to replace the damaged one in order to get electricity supply as quickly as possible in Epe and its environs. “I believe we have able hands at the Ikorodu

The Court of Appeal sitting in Abuja will today deliver judgment in Senate President Bukola Saraki’s matter. Saraki, who is standing trial on a 13-count charge of false assets declaration before the Code of Conduct Tribunal (CCT), has appealed the tribunal’s decision to try him. On October 16, the appelate court, after taking arguments from parties fixed judgment for 2pm on October 19. It did not; the judgment was then reserved indefinitely. It was learnt yesterday that notices have been sent to the parties informing them about today’s date. The delay by the Court of Appeal to deliver its judgment stalled proceedings before the CCT, which at its last sitting, elected to await the appellate court’s decision before taking any further steps in Saraki’s trial. Respondents in the appeal are the CCT, the Code of Conduct Bureau (CCB), the Federal Ministry of Justice and a lawyer in the ministry, Muslim Hassan. Arguing the appeal on October 16, Saraki’s lawyer, Joseph Daudu (SAN), urged the ap

INDIA’S Prime Minister Narendra Modi yesterday said his country would give N2.25 trillion ($10 billion) concessional lines of credit to Nigeria and 53 African nations in five years to boost their economy. He also said an additional grant assistance of N135 billion ($600 million) would be made available to them. Modi, who spoke at the opening of the Plenary Session of the Third India-Africa Forum Summit in New Delhi, said the credit lines were necessary because Africa was now joining the global mainstream of innovation. He said it was time for India and Africa to take their destinies in their hands and stop living in the shadows of colonialism. The prime minister said: “From connecting lives to collaborating for our prosperity, from keeping our people safe to advancing our global interests, the agenda of our partnership stretches across the vast territory of our linked aspirations. “To add strength to our partnership, India will offer a concessional credit of $10 billion over five years

- Avoid getting dressed in front of your child once he/ she is 2 years old. Learn to excuse yourself. - If you have to hire a house-help please kindly take them for HIV screening to determine their HIV status, properly interview them and make up your mind to treat them well. - Never allow any adult refer to your new born as 'my wife' or 'my husband' - Never tempt your husband with your younger sister. (Else he'd say its hers and the devil's fault). - Warn your girl child never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including uncles. - Avoid unnecessary familiarity and make sure you take care of your husband by yourself. Do not push him into temptation. - Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they played together because young people now sexually abuse themselves. - Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child beco

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The Brazil-born Spain striker appeared to hurt himself in a collision with Stoke goalkeeper Jack Butland and after initially playing on, he went off in the 33rd minute, with Loic Remy taking his place. "He's in the hospital," Mourinho told his post- match press conference at the Britannia Stadium. Asked how Costa had sustained the injury, he replied: "I don't know. I think he punched himself." Chelsea lost 5-4 on penalties, with Butland saving the decisive spot-kick from Eden Hazard after the game had finished 1-1 in normal time. Costa, 27, was Chelsea's top scorer last season with 21 goals in his first campaign after signing from Atletico Madrid, but has found the net only three times in all competitions this season.

Jose Mourinho is in line for a payout of over £30million if Chelsea stage a u-turn and sack him. The Champions pledged on Monday to stick by the under-pressure Portuguese, despite the club sitting 16th after four League defeats already this season. Mourinho signed a lucrative new deal worth around £8.5million-a-year two months ago after winning the League in May and the Capital One Cup three months earlier. The deal was intended to tie the 52-year-old to the club until 2019 and Chelsea remain hopeful that he will lead them out of their slump and build a dynasty. Last Saturday’s shock defeat at home to Southampton, however, has left the club in danger of not making the Champions League. Should Chelsea lose at home to Aston Villa after the international break the club could yet revisit Mourinho’s position. No team in Premier League history has ever made it into the top four after picking up just eight points, as Chelsea have, from their first eight games.

Jose Mourinho's position as Chelsea manager hangs by a thread after the holders were knocked out of the Capital One Cup 5-4 on penalties by Stoke City following a 1-1 draw. After nine successful penalties, Eden Hazard saw his effort brilliantly saved by Jack Butland to ensure another night of misery for the Portuguese coach. But Mourinho, who saw striker Diego Costa sent to hospital for tests on a rib injury, insisted he does not need further reassurance over his future from owner Roman Abramovich. 'I don't need more,' said Mourinho. 'My general situation is fantastic. I have a day off tomorrow, a fantastic family, I can sleep well every night. I'm going to enjoy my day. And Thursday, one more day like I have in the last 15 years of my life.'

BUILDING A HOME STARTS FROM NOW(Women particularly) A woman once said, Beauty attracts men but wisdom keeps them. Elegance catches men’s attention but intelligence convinces them. Nagging irritates men but constructive silence weakens them. The ‘boy’ in every man pumps out occasionally, the ability to handle this is a woman’s truest maturity. Men have secret struggles and silent pains, should you ever find them out, you have exhibited the greatest maturity. In the long-run, your ‘words’ matters more to a man than your ‘looks’, so invest the right words. Earn a man’s respect and he will consider you the yard stick for all his action. Learn to mold the moods of your man. Men will naturally give u their futures if they can recall your maturity in yesterday’s issues… Women are everywhere but queens are scarce. Let the queen in you come alive and he will hold you in high esteem. Forward this to any beautiful woman you know. And also to any man who has a beautiful heart & knows a beautif

Mumuni, who was in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, "I am going to make a slingshot and come back here and break every damn window in the place."Obviously, his release was denied. Six months later, the board was again considering his release and again asked him the same question. His reply was the same. "I am going to make a sling shot and come back here and break every damn window in the place." Again, he was turned down. Several months later he was complaining to a fellow patient that he could never seem to get released. The patients asked him what he said when they interviewed him, and Mumuni told him. The patient said, "You will never get released with answers like that. You have to tell them what they want to hear. Let me give you some advice on how to answer them when they ask you questions." So, after considerable coaching, Mumuni felt that he was ready. So when the board

Willykoko was being discharged from a Mental Hospital after doctors thought he was finally back to normal. He was put in an ambulance to be taken back home. He claimed he knew the house so he led the doctors. They took him to where he claimed he lived. Just as they approached a certain house, two kids, dressed in uniforms came out of the house. Willykoko screamed, "Those are my children going to school!" A minute later, a woman came out of the same house and Willykoko screamed, "That's my wife, she is late for work!" This time, the doctors were convinced Willykoko was ok and took him out of the ambulance but was still in chains. Just as they were about unlock the chains, a man came out of the house and Willykoko screamed, "YES! THAT'S ME GOING TO WORK!"

An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easily..,....,. so the lawyer asks if the naija guy would like to play a fun game. The nigerian is tired and just wants to rest, so he politely declines and tries to catch some sleep. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun "I ask u a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only 5dollars; you ask me one and if I dont know the answer, I will pay u $500. As naija no be dull guys naau, this catches the nigerian's attention and to keep d lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks d 1st question "what's the distance from earth to the moon? The naija guy doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out 5dollars the hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the omo naija turn. He ask the lawyer, "what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with four? The la

a Sunday school class one Sunday morning, after a very interesting topic,the teacher asked, Any question? Akpors raised up his hand looking very confused Aunty: What is your question Akpors? ... Akpors: Aunty, you said the children of Israel escaped from egypt? Aunty: Yes Akpors: The children of Israel also crossed the red sea? Aunty: Good Akpors: The children of Israel also sinned against God Aunty: Yea Akpors: The children of Israel pulled down the mighty wall of jericho? Aunty: What exactly is your question Akpors??? Akpors: Aunty, when the children of Israel were doing all these, where were the adults of Israel?

You enter your bedroom and saw a strange man/lady sitting on your bed. You tell him/her to get out and refuses, you get angry and slap Amazingly, vomits N100,000. You slap again and vomits N2000,000, Another slap brings out N50million What would you do??? Be sincere 1. Run away 2. Kidnap him 3. Call the police 4. Call your pastor 5. Continue to slap him

Nigeria is a Federal Republic composed of 36 States, and a Capital Territory, with an elected President and a Bi-cameral Legislature. It operates the Presidential system of Government with three distinct but complementary arms namely the Executive, the Legislature and the Judiciary, each acting as a check on the other two. The Executive arm of Government, at the Federal level, consists of the President, the Vice- president and other members of the Federal Executive Council, while at the State level, it is made up of the Governor, the Deputy Governor and other members of the State Executive Council. The Legislature is equally found at the Federal and State levels. The Federal Legislature comprises a 109- member Senate and a 360- member House of Representatives. The two, combined, is known as the National Assembly (the equivalent of the American Congress). At the State level, the Legislature is known as the House of Assembly. The President, The Governor, their Deputies, as well as member

Moji Olaiya has spoken out about why she made the choice to switch religions from Christianity to Islam. The Nollywood actress talked about the issue with Encomium magazine, saying , “H onestly, Islam is a peaceful religion. The aspect I love most is that you don’t need any pastor to get closer to God. You don’t really need anybody to pray for you. You can always pray on your own and Almighty Allah will answer your prayer without any intermediary. I have been doing that since I became a Muslim and it has always worked for me.” Olaiya also shut down reports that she converted because of a man, saying “ That is the problem I have with people. When you say you are doing something, they believe a man must be responsible for it. No man influenced my decision to identify with Islam. I have just said it, my mother was an Alhaja before she converted to Christianity. Islam has been a religion I have always loved. I have been in-between Christianity and Islam but just recently I decided to embra

The Group Managing Director (GMD) of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Ibe Kachikwu, yesterday, said that, with increased crude oil refining activity in the country, Nigeria’s refineries would soon meet local consumption of petroleum products. He stated this in Benin City at the 2015 NNPC Health, Safety and Environment (HSE) themed HSE best practice, pathway to business sustainability. Represented by the Managing Director, Nigerian Petroleum Development Company (NPDC), Egr. Abubakar Mai- Borno, Kachikwu said safety in the work place is vital for productivity in the sector. According to him, “It is with great optimism that we are foreseeing our refineries soon coming back on-stream. Port Harcourt Refinery Company (PHRC), for instance, has demonstrated great drive in meeting the federal government’s desire for refineries; whence our crude will be processed in order to meet immediate domestic demand. While a lot of efforts are still on-going towards attaining this desire

A similar scenario to the ongoing Code of Conduct Tribunal (CCT) trial of the President of Senate, Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki, played out in faraway United States recently. When the Court of Appeal adjourned its judgment on Saraki’s appeal against the jurisdiction of the CCT, sine die (till further notice) some legal minds believed that hearing into the matter scheduled for Wednesday October 21, 2015; would also be put off indefinitely. But the CCT merely adjourned till November 5, 6. Many critical observers have always seen the president of senate’s travails at the CCT as a comic show of political persecution and naked display of legal retribution. The recent US example shows that political wickedness is not native to Nigeria alone. Former Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton, has been taking her own dose of political persecution based on her use of private Email while on seat as secretary of state and her conduct during the attack on US consulate in the Libyan city of Benghazi,

That's it. Another bad day for Mourinho and his side as he was defeated away from home 2-1 in favour of West Ham but take nothing away from West Ham. They were superb again today and have a serious chance of finishing in the top six this season. Is time actually running out for the Chelsea manager? Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. On today's evidence, the gods wish to destroy football. Chelsea's season has been bad enough that we're used to the team playing appallingly and losing, which is therefore how this match is likely to be interpreted. But it was something different, something far more interesting. The defeat at West Ham came thanks to razor- fine margins, and if not for the breaks going the Hammer's way -- this isn't to say that they didn't deserve the win -- we might all be in a very different mood right now. Consider: Mauro Zarate, who scored the opener, started for Victor Moses, who couldn't play for Chelsea because we'r

The Siege Episode 1: Poverty is a disease. Many dreams were shattered and most potentials are left unfulfilled. Is either you get rich or die trying. I will kindly take you through my life experience and after the whole story, I will ask you two questions that seems to be left unanswered for years. Take your time, sit back and relax as we all learn about life in a new dimension. I am lekan but am best known as Robkell. I have a very good friend from my secondary sku days. His name is Sodiq but everyone calls him Kein. Kein and I lived in the neighborhood and that has helped our friendship. We were like twin brother. We lived with our mum as both of us are from polygamous home. Kein: guy how far? Robkell: I dey. Kein: how this year go be again? Are we gonna miss out on admission again? Robkell: what can we do bro? Our mum can't afford the tuition fee. We ourselves aren't working. Our dad ain't helping. So are we gonna steal? Kein: damn it boy. Sick of life. Rubbish! Can'