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Nollywood actor, Ajigijaga is dead. According to Best of Nollywood , the late actor’s death was made public to President of The Golden Movie Ambassadors of Nigeria, Comrade Saidi Balogun on Friday morning. Ajigijaga carved an niche for himself in the movie industry as a go-to actor for crime roles.

For those that re coming to MCE annual anniversary next week Saturday 8th of August, here is the address to the venue... Come and Rejoice with Hon.Busayomi Chilbaby as we crown are as Miss MCE 2015, all MCE August Celebrants and all our members all over the world... Eclipse Lunge and Bar 32/34 St.Finbars Road, Chemist bus stop, opposite Zenith Bank, Akoka, Yaba Lagos. The program start from 10am-5pm.. Gate Fee: #500 pere.

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Patrick Obahiagbon : Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention Mary: What? Patrick Obahiagbon:your phone is ringing Mary : i am in the shower sweety, please answer it for me Patrick Obahiagbon: hello…. CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary (NYANJA). Patrick Obahiagbon: your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue CALLER: where is Mary? Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while I’m submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi. CALLER: who is this? Patrick Obahiagbon: do you have air-time of N100, 000 and above? Any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too num

Yoruba movie producer Olasunkanmi Ray Eyiwunmi posted on his Facebook wall: LASUN RAY PRODUCTIONS is using this great opportunity to invite UPCOMING ACTORS, DANCERS, SINGERS, PERFORMING ACT And CHILDREN From 7YRs to participate in this AUDITION of this upcoming TV SERIES. Supported by STATE GOVERNMENT Online media supported by BMMSMEDIA ( www.bmmsmedia.blogspot.com ) Media Supported By APPLAUSE COMMUNICATION Click here for your AUDITION TICKET www.lasunrayconcept.weebly.com/ audition.html @BMMSMedia

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I promised my mum to marry 50 wives and i only have 5 for now 1. Hon.Ebonie Joy Phunkibaby (Firstlady, Iya Funso Rasheed, Iya Agoro Adeola) 2. Hon.Kinoshi Adeola (Landlady Iya Olaniyi Adegbesan and hmmmm..I don forget the name of her 2nd child) 3. Hon.Adeniji Feranmi (MISS MCE 2014, Iya Oyesqueen Endowed) 4. Hon.Busayomi (Miss MCE 2015, Iya onbolona) and 5. Hon.Horpehyemi (Last Wife, Iya Ibeji) The Serekodes, saremuwa, fipa, ashomu, and other gurl fuends are not included!!! Omo I still have long way to go. Please this is an opportunity for those of you that want to be my wife. Kindly drop your name and you must be a graduate, working class with minumum salary of 150,000 bcus you are to feed yourself and your children if u have any. You must be ready to cope with 50 problems as you hav 49 others in your position. HELP THE POOR BOY LARINLODU Thanks LANDLORD

I bring u guys dis lovely song from OGILEE.. U av heard PEACE FOR BETTER NAIJA, PHENOMENAL amongst others.. He comes back again with a street delight and this is titled ATENU.. Good song, dope lyrics n catchy message.. Download, listen n enjoy FAMS .. Thanks guys for supporting good message music Download link http://tindeck.com/listen/dbvie Ogilee - Atenu (prod. By GZIK; mixed by J' Bright) contact @oghilee on Twitter. 08034315001 whatsapp

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Akpors sent this message to me now: Please o Mc WillKoko, I need urgent help. As i’m talking to you now,it is a serious emergency, i’m on my way to the hospital now. Please advice me my friends. Last night, as i was sleeping, I forgot to close my mouth, so a Rat entered into my Tummy ooooo, and I can feel it right now playing inside my Tummy oooo. What can I do about this? Should I swallow a cat to kill the Rat inside my Tummy? Or I should swallow Rat poison to kill it? Or should I swallow Rat Trap or Rat gum to get rid of the Rat? Infact here are my options, and your opinions are needed on my next move: 1) Cat 2) rat poison 3) Rat trap/gum 4) Others 5) specify I’m waiting PLEASE!!!

YORUBA NAMES & THEIR DIRECT FUNNY TRANSLATIONS.!! 1. Anuoluwapo- Mercy of God plenty 2. Odeyemi- Hunter fit me 3. Pamilerin- make me laugh 4. Olamide- My wealth don come 5. Timileyin- push my back 6. Adeyemi- Crown fit me 7. Motunrayo- I see wealth again 8. Bamidele- Follow me reach house 9. Ayomikun- My wealth full 10. Oladejo- Wealth turn eight 11. Shile- Open house 12. Wale- Come house 13. Morenike- I see person take care 14. Funmilayo- Give me joy 15. Omoyemi- Pikin fit me 16. Tunbosun- Shift again 17. Feyintola- Rest back on wealth. 18. Motolani- Am big enuf to have wealth. 19. Ifabiyi- Oracle born this. 20. Olayide- Wealth roll come. 21. Ageshin- Horse rider. 22. Adeleke- Crown dey on top. 23.Babajide- father wake come. 24. Bankole- Help me build house. 25. Owolabi- Na money we born. 26. Kosoko- there is no hoe 27. Shina- open way 28. Muyiwa- bring dis one 29. Oyinkan- honey drop 30. Omole- child is hard 31. Tale- reach night 32. Arokoyo- I see farm happy. 33. Shalewa- pick h

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Read: My Adventure in “Alagboja Village” During My Waec GCE Part 5 Adeyemi: Emgrin i wl advice you to carry the ”Ayegbami sacrifies” Me: Bro i have math on friday Adeyemi: you can bribe the school invegilators to write it for you Me: ok send me the sacrifies items via text Adeyemi: ok…. He cut the call after 20min this what he text me …. Black pot, 6snack heads, Bitter leaf, dead camelion,dead scorpion,Akara, 12bat heads .. After reading this i was a little relife the next morning on thursday i went to my exam centre to write agric i did nt concentrate, my mind was on my living dead Dick after the paper i saw bose with some of her stupid freind looking at me and laufing i guess she would have tell them abt my living dead dick i went to see a school invegilator tell him i got a urgent call from home that he should help me write my math paper we agreed and i remove N4000 out of N16,000 i brought and paid. my cash remain N11,000 because have spent N1000 earlier. on my way home i saw bose

Must Read: My Adventure in “Alagboja Village” During My Waec GCE Part 4 i shouted chai i don die she left me and said she will be bak d next day i cried for hours tinking abt how arrogant have killed me later i remember my freind adeyemi his family are related to all this babalawo stuffs i called him Me: bro hwfar i dy hot soup oo Adeyemi: laufs egusi or okro soup? Me: menh this is not time for joke i sleep with a gurl here and she told me any man who sleep with her his dick wont work on any lady Adeyemi: Okokan? Me: yes that what she called it Adeyemi: lauf okobo (okobo means ur dick cannot perform) Me: pls help me na Adeyemi: have you test it on another lady? Me: nop not yet Adeyemi: ok try it and give me a call laufssss …….. I cut the call, fustrated tinking who i wl test my penis on then i pick my phone and check time it 5pm then i surf the net to dowload bluefilm to see weda my dick will raise, i remember bose i sharply quit opera and called bose.. Bose: hi how are u dear? Me:

Must Read: My Adventure in “Alagboja Village” During My Waec GCE Part 3 After some hours i regain my self back it already 8pm i pick my phone i saw sarah messages on whatsapp we chat then i told her i love her and she said she was expecting me to say that she said she seen a room near her house N800 per month and she have paid for me i was so happy atleast i can live this witch tommorow i went out buy some snacks eat it went back to bose room and sleep… I woke up the next morning Bose: Good morning Me: morning ma. Bose: am sorry Me: am the one to say am sorry for making the move to sex you Bose: hmmm Me: have rented a room i will be moving today thanks for accomodating me. Bose: is it because of what happen yesterday u want to lif me? Me: nooo ooo Bose: ok sarah called me and ask me whr i am i explain the place for her and wait outside the compound she came with her freind she introduce me to her i told her am emgrin she said her name is Olaogun i was like haa! na die oo which kind nam

MY ADVENTURE FROM ALAGBOJA VILLAGE (PART 2) (For Mature Mind only) I tried to control my erect dick, but it was not answering me, Bose just keep laughing at me, I was so disappointed in myself. We reach her house and she told the Okada man to stop, I wanted to pay but she insist and payed. We went into her room and droped my bag. She cooked indomie and we ate together. No dout! Bose is a good cook. She went out and fetch two buckets of water. She remove the purple top she was putting-on, while facing me and gently remove her short skirt remaining only pant and bra, ''omo see shape'' menh my dick nearly removed from socket, but I sat on the bed and use my two legs to cover it, my dick was nearly raising my leg up, she tie her rapper. Bose: Hope you did not see anything Me: No maa "in my mind", do i look like a blind man to you? ''Before I leave this house, I most bang this girl'' for my mind ooo Bose: Better! Laughs let me go and bath Me: Oka

MY ADVENTURE FROM ALAGBOJA VILLAGE (PART 1) (For Mature Mind only) I Arrive Alagboja Village on Tuesday morning, the day am writting my first paper "Economics" with my school bag full with shirts, trousers and other stuffs. Its was a very stressfull jorney of about 4hours. On my way I saw one lovely lady, she's short, fair with killer hips, her boobs was like nicki minaj's own. I approach her and asked her if she knew the school I was writting exam, she look at me and ask, am I also writting waec GCE, I said yes, then she said she is also writting economics today. I was happy, I ask her if the place was far from where we are, and she said no, that we can trek, on our way I asked her name and she said Sarah, she ask mine I said Darvies, for seconds my eyes keep staring at her huge ass, she noticed and smile. We chatted about our secondary school lifes for like 20min, then we arive the school. She introduce me to her freinds, ''menh see fine bebxxx,'' t

TITLE:                LIFE ON THE LINE                   CHAPTER ONE . (THE DAWN). Life in the campus was nothing but one with mixed feelings. The good days were there for me to lean on at my leisure, while the bad ones left sore in my throats. Was is the threat of choice and freedom from the gangs who classified themselves as the alpha and omega of us all, or the illegal and unlawful impositions from the lecturers and most annoying hike in our tuitions by the school authorities... there were many of such to remember for years to come. Although,those mixed acts were not unexpected as my father did foretold me of their comings, but some of them were beyond my handling. As days went by, months kept running like the wheel of a moving train, years were burnt out like candle wax and all things, excluding my unexpected, went as nature planned them. My face was captured by every single eye in my department,my name was on every tongue and so the platonic love of my forms for me knew no bound.

We are naturally endowed in Nigeria. There are thousands of useful products we can derive from agriculture that will even earn us more revenue than the petroleum product which by now has increased the high rate of corruption in the country. Jennifer Abraham of the Fedral Institute of Research, Oshodi Lagos, states that "A nation is not made rich only by the volume of natural resources with which it is endowed, but by the quality of knowledge it applies to transform the natural resources into valuable goods and services..." So, I also says that a man is not made rich only by the volume of God given talent with which he is endowed but by the quality of knowledge he applies to develop the inner beauty into valuable and profitable one. My advise to all our Youths in Nigeria. Success can only be attain with the power of awaking mind. Since we know very clear that the office holders are not ready to help you out with your result, no matter how outstanding or excellent you may be. I

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Willykoko was in class 3 in 1983 . His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space. And a sure failure in life. One day, Willykoko's grand mother came to school to check out how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enrol him under an artisan, because formal schooling for Willykoko would be a total waste of time and money. The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri. 25 years later the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed . Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doc

This is to invite the general public to the annual anniversary of McWilly Comedy Extravaganza which will come up on the 8th of August this 2015. If you are an artist or a comedian and you wish to take part in the programme just call 07037477278...You Must Be There

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